Zoe Saldaña in Saint Laurent

Don't hate me, but I actually think this is... okay? It is not at ALL glamorous to me, and I feel like her original dress -- though not to my tastes -- seemed a lot more comfortable AND less annoying to haul through a party. And the skirt looks like it cost $22. Never mind, maybe this is not okay. I was talking myself into it having a light-hearted and relaxed vibe, but aesthetically I still have questions.

Mikey Madison in Dior

This is straightforward and unmemorable, and also more flattering -- and looks better in pictures -- than what she wore to the ceremony. I'd have started with this.

Demi Moore in custom Gucci

She ends this as she began: in gold shimmery perfection. I love it.

Cynthia Erivo in Vivienne Westwood

I hope no one wants this back intact, because it was almost assuredly a holey, trampled, dirty mess within about ten minutes. It also looks like they made it with a cotton candy machine. Woeful.

Monica Barbaro in custom D&G

Very simple and pretty.

Lupita Nyong'o in Chanel

Imagine if the ombre continued all the way down. I might have loved it.

Timothee Chalamet in Tom Ford

He stepped it back up again this weekend; even the yellow suit, divisive though it was, markedly improved upon his run of hoodies.

Colman Domingo in D&G

What a king. This man should have won, truly.

Elle Fanning in Givenchy

The new Givenchy had a good night. I bet this moved really well, and I love the splashes of red on Elle.

Gal Gadot in Prada

She and Elle are among the only attendees who changed into something BRIGHTER. I don't think this really sings on her, though? It feels more like... Dakota Johnson.

Coco Gauff in Miu Miu

Coco at least stayed in the same neighborhood, as her Oscars gown was a brighter yellow. This is good on her -- she had a nice night.

Coco Jones in Ashi Studio

This looks like a very nice dress for her senior Prom.

Ana de Armas in custom Louis Vuitton

I like this better than her telecast outfit, even WITH the tube top.

Da'Vine Joy Randolph

I was TOTALLY on board with this, until I wasn't. That top piece looks like they stapled it on to conceal something.

Halle Berry in Georges Chakra

This is nifty, and also not THAT different than what she already had? THIS sincerely feels like she ordered up several silver frocks and couldn't pick between her favorite two. Maybe she decided they'd be serving lobster at the afterparty and she wanted a bib.

Selena Gomez in Armani

She had a very good evening. Both gowns were winners.

Lily-Rose Depp in Chanel

This is the most heinous thing I have ever seen (today) and Chanel should be ashamed of itself, and Lily-Rose Depp should get an enormous raise for being seen wearing it in public.

Marissa Bode

Aw, I liked her red dress so much! There is nothing wrong with this one, though.

Stacy Martin

I don't dislike this, but she seems... too tired to help it out.

Emily Mortimer

She seems like she got MORE fancy for the afterparty.

Adriana Paz

This is busier than her red Oscars ball gown. I get the temptation to change, but there's just a LOT of stuff happening, one of which looks like a large napkin.

Raye in Jacquemus

Blah. AND it doesn't seem like it would be that comfortable.

Lisa in custom Miss Sohee

This feels VERY Black Widow to me. It might have been more effective without the lace. And the low-flow showerhead hair.

Doja Cat in Balmain

She is definitely the person I'd have picked as most likely to wear the trompe-l'oeil gowns. I think both dresses suit her, and that she wore them in the correct order.

Felicity Jones

This is basically the same cut as her other gown, so...? Maybe another case of having two favorites and deciding NOT to decide.

Miley in custom Maison Margiela

Boring, below-average fit, and... it feels like Miley's head-styling is chasing Julia Fox in a weird way, and I wish she wouldn't.

Andrew Garfield in Gucci

He loves a monochrome look.

Raffey Cassidy in Miu Miu

This is nicer than the silky one she wore to the ceremony -- that fabric looks luxe. But I suppose it is more of a party dress, as well, thanks to the length. Imagine it floor-length. Dreamy.

Rachel Zegler in vintage McQueen

Oh dear God, she got TP'd. It's not WORSE than her telecast gown? But it's really bad. She might be the single worst-dressed person for the entire evening. Just all wrong choices.

Amelia Dimoldenberg

Better than the blue Versace, I think, even though it's also more basic.

Charlotte Lawrence

Her pink Valentino was overwhelming and twee, so I'm glad she simplified, even if it's no great shakes.

Queen Latifah

This huge coat is a bit too shapeless -- the whole outfit is just a blotch.

Julianne Hough

She is coming in second behind Rachel Zegler in my personal Worst Dressed All Night poll. Although the longer I look at this, the more they might be in a tie.

Meg Ryan in Dior

I don't dislike this, but also think she red velvet was so lovely! Why bother?

Ryan Michelle Bathe

Oh, honey, no. She looks like a sea plant has reached up with its tendrils to drag her into its lair.

Rachel Sennott

She was very personable in her red-carpet interview, so please SOMEBODY convince her to stop glowering ALL THE TIME. I am not saying she has to smile, but she is actively giving serial-killer eyes. Also the dress was a bad swap. She's a cigarette girl from the front and ... well, a cigarette girl at the Oscars from the back, I guess.

Bowen Yang

I liked his other jacket, but this is definitely not a miss, either.

Mindy Kaling in Elie Saab

This is a toughie because her other dress was beautiful, but this might be even better and MAYBE was the only dress she needed? I can see why people have a tough time deciding. Certainly, I would be tempted to wear two, if it were these two.

Jeremy Pope

Um. Is he... in ... a new Village People?

H.E.R.

That collar clashes with her neckline, and I think that's a bit tight on the mammaries, but she looks bodacious in a way she rarely opts for and that's fun.

Paz Vega

This is sufficiently forgettable that I'm surprised she remembered to change into it.

Connie Nielsen

No, the wedding is across the street!

Lena Mahfouf in Ashi Studio

I can only laugh. She also goes by Lena Situations, which is the name of her blog and YouTube channel, and this IS a situation.

Several Oscars Attendees Changed For the Parties. Should They Have?

Frequently, no! But sometimes... maybe?