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# Oscar Post Parties: The Nakeds, Nearly Nakeds, Sheers, and Pseudos
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-post-parties-the-nakeds-nearly-nakeds-sheers-and-pseudos/
- Published: 2026-03-17T13:45:13.000Z
- Updated: 2026-03-17T06:36:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

## Connor Storrie in Saint Laurent

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266779479-1773701311.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Connor Storrie attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images for Vanity Fair)

This Texas boy looks so convincingly Russian at times, it's astonishing. He looks like the cover model for a catalog they hand out to the sons of New Money Russian mobsters.

## Renate Reinsve in Louis Vuitton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266869803-1773701251.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Renate Reinsve attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)

I juxtapose these because I am pretty sure the Internet will thirst for Connor's but not for Renate's, when they are in fact VERY similar. Except his has pants and hers looks like underwear that nobody bothered to finish with a gusset. To both, I say: Body be bangin', and that's a blessing, and I'm sure this achieves everything you wanted -- but to me they are objectively ridiculous and I chortled when I saw them.

## Connor with Hudson Williams in Balenciaga

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2026/03/gettyimages-2266753554-1773701441.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: (L-R) Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams attend the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

Back to the boys. Hudson having a train is exactly the kind of chaos I suspect he craves, and he kept it so buttoned-up at the ceremony that it's unsurprising he let it all hang out here. Connor is dead set on giving Male Model at almost all times.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266882050-1773701212.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Connor Storrie (R) and Hudson Williams attend the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

You know that thing got trampled. There is footage of them exiting and their friend -- I think it's filmmaker Nia DaCosta -- totally stepped on it by accident and they were all laughing. I also love Connor grinning at him. Keep friendship alive.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266882048-1773701224.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Connor Storrie (R) and Hudson Williams attend the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

This really made me laugh.

## Hudson Williams and Katelyn Larson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266769788-1773701325.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Hudson Williams (R) attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Obviously, I'd be lying if I said Katelyn's outfit is my jam; you would all think I'd hit my head. But this is their first appearance together since *Heated Rivalry* made him megafamous, and it takes huge guts to do that at THIS party, especially when some corners of the Internet are ready to pick her apart. I admire her for saying SCREW IT while the cannons are pointed at her, and wearing a risky dress. I'd love to redo this without so many sheers -- it has an appealing vintage flair to it in parts -- but, one step at a time. They DO look like a congenial, sexy Undead couple.

## Sasha Pieterse

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266742938-1773701623.jpg)

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: (Exclusive Coverage) Sasha Pieterse attends Elton John AIDS Foundation's 34th Annual Academy Awards Viewing Party on March 15, 2026 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images)

It made me laugh that there is ANOTHER variation on that dress floating around on this night. The top looks like a tart at a funeral -- but like, an ACTUAL tart, a dessert tart. It's grief pastry.

## Lisa Rinna in Christian Cowan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266751257-1773701486.jpg)

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: (Exclusive Coverage) Lisa Rinna attends Elton John AIDS Foundation's 34th Annual Academy Awards Viewing Party on March 15, 2026 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images)

Get ready: [She worked with Cowan and TRESemme to make a dress from ELEVEN POUNDS OF REAL HUMAN HAIR](https://people.com/oscars-2026-lisa-rinna-wears-dress-made-with-hair-to-party-exclusive-11926731?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Ethically sourced, of COURSE, my GOD, how dare you think otherwise. But for real, is there nothing BETTER we can think of to do with ELEVEN POUNDS of ethically sourced human hair? Also could they not get an extra pound to make sure her crotch had full cover? I HATE this and also it's better conditioned than mine.

## Anya Taylor-Joy in John Galliano 1994

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266749143-1773701534.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Anya Taylor-Joy attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

This isn't naked, per se, but it IS super bare. She looks like a woman doing *Anya Taylor-Joy On Ice*. Anya loves to get costumey, I know, but this also screams of wanting to come out of this very large party as a headliner. Possibly due to her miniseries (*Lucky*) and movie (*Super Mario Galaxy*) coming out. Maybe more the miniseries than the movie.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266749580-1773701518.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Anya Taylor-Joy attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

She might ALSO be one of the six merry murderesses.

## Rita Ora in Tamara Ralph

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266824996-1773701265.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Rita Ora attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

I can see her nipple covers AND her undies, which is a careful achievement when you consider how heavy the rest of it it is. Sincerely, everyone in this slideshow is on some level competing to be the headliner, but Rita Ora will be DAMNED if she's upstaged by HOTPANTS.

## Suki Waterhouse in Tamara Ralph

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266766511-1773701372.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Suki Waterhouse attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

I can ALSO see her nipple covers, given that they are also a necklace. There also seems to be a pressure mark along her abdomen, as if the dress was digging into her when she sat in the car.

## Danielle Brooks

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266764301-1773701393.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Danielle Brooks attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

HER nipple cover is ALSO out and proud, and we're close to that being true of other things as well. I love her so much, but this weekend was stylistically unsuccessful to the max, which is extra painful because of how sublime it is when she nails it.

## Alessandra Ambrosio

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266872933-1773701235.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Alessandra Ambrosio attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

'Twas ever thus, but it's bad branding for a lifetime Victoria's Secret Angel to walk around looking like she has no idea how a bra should fit.

## Troye Sivan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266804355-1773701295.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Troye Sivan attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

This feels like messy Hudson Williams cosplay (from the Globes).

## Sabrina Impacciatore

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266767219-1773701356.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Sabrina Impacciatore attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

Wouldn't she have fit right in on *What We Do In The Shadows*, or something? She could do a cornball vampire FOR SURE.

## Ruth E. Carter

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266766483-1773701410.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Ruth E. Carter attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

I did not expect a swimsuit and sheer coverup from Ruth.

## Precious Lee in Monot

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266758263-1773701425.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Precious Lee attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

This looks like her gown was selectively waxed.

## Da'Vine Joy Randolph in Karla Gil

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266755495-1773701456.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Da'Vine Joy Randolph attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

I have no idea if this is actually sheer, or if it's trying to trick us all, but the bad news is that it doesn't matter: It's terrible either way. This looks like each boob is worried it has Covid so it's taking extra precautions.

## Karol G in Ashi Studio

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266751809-1773701472.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Karol G attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

The bodice looks like her chest is simply *resting* in it.

## Auli'i Cravalho

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266749527-1773701503.jpg)

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: (Exclusive Coverage) Auli'i Cravalho attends Elton John AIDS Foundation's 34th Annual Academy Awards Viewing Party on March 15, 2026 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images)

Uninspiring.

## Heidi Klum in Chrome Hearts

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266746203-1773701548.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Heidi Klum attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

She's BACK.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266829117-1773701280.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Heidi Klum attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

She's BACK(side).

## Lizzo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266746828-1773701563.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Lizzo attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

She has had, to put it mildly, a very weird few years of bad headlines. This could have been a moment for a big splashy gown that's actually INTERESTING, but instead we got some sad refried lace. Truth hurts.

## Emilie Livingston and Jeff Goldblum

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266746079-1773701579.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: (L-R) Emilie Livingston and Jeff Goldblum attend the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

What in the ever loving fuck. He looks like a pimp and her labia is out.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266884595-1773701149.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Jeff Goldblum and Emilie Livingston attend the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

Did ANYONE see this coming from The Lady Goldblum? Or GoldBUM, if you will. Her clothes have taken a left turn into Batshit City.

## Quinta Brunson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266744029-1773701593.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Quinta Brunson attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

I don't think this one is sincerely sheer either, but I keep telling myself I can see her areola?!? Also, *Sincerely Sheers* is my new dress shop, I hope you love it.

## Amelia Gray Hamlin in Revolve

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266743212-1773701641.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Amelia Gray Hamlin attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

"Should I be expecting sideboob?" you may ask.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266743214-1773701608.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Amelia Gray Hamlin attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

You should be expecting almost ALL boob.

## Mamie Gummer

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266737014-1773701656.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Mamie Gummer attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

SOMEBODY knew exactly what she was doing here.

## Mamie Gummer

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266736901-1773701672.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Mamie Gummer attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

This frock wants us to look REEEEEEEALLLY hard at it, but yes, a portion of it is lined. And the shoes completely spoil whatever ethereal vibe she hopes it's creating.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266771874-1773701341.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Mamie Gummer attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/FilmMagic)

This is that rare garment that I think would have looked better if she HAD just worn it without the slip. Not because it would have looked good, but the slip feels more like a clunky minidress once the light betrays her.

## Alison Brie in Yara Shoemaker

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266732315-1773701686.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Alison Brie attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Her face says, "I waited until the last minute and this is all I could find."

## Hari Nef in Ann Demeulemeester

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266850036-1773722863.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: Hari Nef attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

Oh, god, this fit is dismal. It's too short to hoik, and it looks like she's a tablecloth kleptomaniac who is obsessed with wearing the spoils of her crimes. Thisis a derivation of [a runway outfit that was ALSO bad](https://www.instagram.com/p/DV-NgTuADAp/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) but at least INTERESTINGLY so. She should have kept the top.

## Myha'la in Valentino

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266736753-1773701701.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains partial nudity.) Myha'la Herrold attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

This feels like Zoe Kravitz cosplay. In this case it's not a compliment. Also, I fear the downslide of Valentino has begun.

## Sara Sampaio

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266720038-1773701716.jpg)

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: (Exclusive Coverage) Sara Sampaio attends Elton John AIDS Foundation's 34th Annual Academy Awards Viewing Party on March 15, 2026 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images)

I thought this was Anna Chlumsky for a second. I'M SORRY, ANNA. I should have known you wouldn't wear this.

## Ashlyn Harris and Sophia Bush

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266700622-1773701730.jpg)

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 15: (Exclusive Coverage) (L-R) Ashlyn Harris and Sophia Bush attend Elton John AIDS Foundation's 34th Annual Academy Awards Viewing Party on March 15, 2026 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images for Elton John AIDS Foundation)

Sophia looks fine. Ashlyn's suit is cut nicely, but the bra is ridic. Also I've never heard an interview with her where she comes off as reasonable, so it's hard for me not to roll my eyes.

## Olandria Carthen in Pajtim

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266365788-1773701759.jpg)

Olandria Carthen at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party held at Los Angeles County Museum of Art in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA. Picture date: Sunday March 15, 2026\. (Photo by Doug Peters/PA Images via Getty Images)

Her team has gotten her better access than this; it'd be a great time to nudge her away from the Love Island aesthetic and instead she's basically back to Fiji.

## Tove Lo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2266314408-1773701744.jpg)

Tove Lo at the 34th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party held at West Hollywood Park on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Justin Nunez/Variety via Getty Images)

Charlotte would be FURIOUS to know that her children's webs were being spun for THIS.

["Heated Rivalry" and Renate Reinsve Lead Our Traditional Gallery of Oscar Post-Party SheersThere are always so many.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2026/03/gettyimages-2266753554-1773701441.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/heated-rivalry-and-renate-reinsve-lead-our-traditional-gallery-of-oscar-post-party-sheers-03-2026/)