Lucy Boynton

So, this is from the Chanel dinner, and is accordingly all Chanel. But she looks absurd. This head-to-toe stuff makes her look like she was photographed backstage at the runway show, in costume, and not as a human person who actually enjoys wearing any of this stuff.

Lupita Nyong'o

I also don't know why our photo source didn't get full shots of everyone. This does not end in strings of coffee mugs or anything; it's just a skirt, though she is wearing gold booties.  But she doesn't seem all that inspired by being swaddled in all that heavy fabric. Maybe it's lighter-feeling than it looks.

Tessa Thompson

This is the best of the three Chanels she wore on this weekend, but that should not be interpreted as a ringing endorsement of belting paper towels to one's waist.

Shailene Woodley

"Hello! This is not my aesthetic at ALL, but I will play along, and also I would make a great Bex Porter in THE ROYAL WE okay thanks bye."

Kristen Stewart

"Hi. My Chanel contract is still a thing. Here I am in this skirt and sweater, pretending I am not wearing either of them, and trying to save this whole thing with good makeup. It's almost working."

Carey Mulligan

"I cannot move. If I do, people will realize these are trousers. I did not MEAN to time-travel back to the 1980s tonight, but here we are."

Miley Cyrus

"I wasn't sure it was OBVIOUS enough that I am decked out in Chanel, so I decided to put Chanel logos EVERYWHERE I COULD. You dig?"

Gisele and man

She looks great. He looks like he let her shave his hair for him.

Taylor Hill

"Whoops, I thought I was supposed to be BLINDING you with science. Oh well."

Adriana Lima

"I'm just blinding you, period."

Nina Dobrev

This has a lot of potential, but her hair doesn't look wavy, or artfully tousled; it looks unbrushed.

Alexandra Shipp

Seeing her always makes me smile fondly upon the memory of watching Love, Simon. This whole thing works for me until we get to the shoes, which are an abomination.

Leven Rambin

I was just talking about Leven the other week to Jessica, the topic being her resemblance to You's Elizabeth Lail, and now here she is. Did I conjure her? She looks super.

Justin Baldoni, Emily Baldoni

I saw Justin (like 99,9 percent certain) at a Notre Dame-Ohio State Fiesta Bowl years and years ago, wearing an ND jersey (we lost, of course)(it was the one where Brady Quinn's sister wore a half-and-half jersey because she was dating OSU's AJ Hawk). This sighting was based solely on having seen him in Spring Break Shark Attack, which was terrible, but I've had a soft spot for him ever since because of the damn jersey. And he's so cute on Jane the Virgin. Happy ending.

Regina King

Well, that shouldn't work. I'm not entirely sure it DOES work.

Erika Christensen

That's awfully frumpy on her. It's such Golden Girls couture. Like, that is not a good kind of shiny; that's an I Poach My Chicken And Serve It With Prunes kind of situation.

Eva Longoria

Speaking of frumpy. The Widow Longoria is BACK and going through an ascetic phase, I guess.

Madelaine Petsch

I can live with it.

KiKi Layne

She can veer so costumey. She carries it off some of the time, and I THINK this is one of those times? It's all very Expensive Miss Hannigan.

Fiona Xie

She might get a slideshow at the end of this year. She's SO full of color; I'm always excited to see what she's going to wear, and that says something considering she doesn't even have a huge part in Crazy Rich Asians. She put a stamp on things.

Ashley Madekwe

Poor Ashley. Her jumpsuit REALLY wants her head to get the hell out of the way.

Kate Bosworth

I am far too distracted by the fact that her makeup didn't get blended into her hairline. Or whatever you do. There's a line, is what I'm saying.

Glenn Close and Yalitza Aparicio

Piano picture.

Gisele Bundchen and Man Attend Pre-Oscars Party About Science

And a roundup of other hits and misses from the weekend.