Meryl Streep and Jean Dujardin

Is it wrong to write fan-fic about this photo? It is, right? It is... Maybe.

Meryl and Jean

Let's use this for The Artist 2: Les Artistes.

Jean Dujardin

Someone on Twitter pointed out that Berenice Bejo was translating some of the show for Dujardin under her breath. Maybe that's why he makes so merry all the time --if his English isn't that great, he might as well knock us out with moxie.

Jean Dujardin

I bet he was dancing. Except when I say that in my head, I say it like Steve Martin in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels when he's pretending to be in a wheelchair: "They were DAAAAANcing!" Basically I just wanted to talk about how much I love that movie.

Jean Dujardin

Aw, congrats, dude. We were happy for you -- and in fact, losing means Intern George might not feel too special to come to work tomorrow and massage our carpal tunnel.

Jean Dujardin

I love a man who will goofily love his wife.

Jean Dujardin

And get love in return. This man's face is made of rubber. Jim Carrey is quietly weeping that he is no longer needed.

Jon Hamm

I TOLD you there would be Hamm in this casserole.

Oscar Well Played: Jean Dujardin

It's so refreshing when people in this town full-on admit that all the awards show stuff is secretly really cool. And Jean Dujardin's entire aura on Oscar night was of a guy who is having the time of his life (even though the quality of every interview with him veered dangerously close to people juSt giving up and going, "So, you're French, how about that brie, huh?"). Some may call it hammy, but I call it endearing. Or, endearingly hammy. Both. I do like ham. And Hamm.