Oscars 2010: Vanity Fair Party

Jennifer Lopez in Gucci

"HOLA LOVERS. Mistakes were made. That is all."

Hilary Swank in Armani

Every so often, Hilary Swank would get REALLY CONCERNED that people didn't think she could be a bombshell.

This down did not need to dive that deep in the front AND the back. It's also sort of bananas that a two-time Oscar winner has dropped off the earth. How is she not on TV, at least?

Emma Stone

Can't fault her jewels, but what a dreary gown.

Lily Collins

Baby Lily Collins!

Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta

This is also a bit of a dowdy mess.

Selma Blair in L'Wren Scott

At the time, I wrote that I'd like to put this Selma Blair into a murder mystery, and I stand by that. EVERYONE would assume she'd done it, and she of course did not, unless she DID and expertly framed someone else and then watched Hercule Poirot walk away while laughing throatily into a bourbon.

Elizabeth Banks

Yikes.

Vanessa Hudgens

Oh, 2010 eyebrows, I remember you.

Christina Hendricks

She needed a stylist so badly.

Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves

It's amazing how EVERYTHING becomes timely again, as we see Jessica Simpson here at a time when she's majorly back in the news. I barely recognized Ken Paves; I forgot he went brunet for a while.

Natalie Portman

How was the spring dance, Natalie? Did anyone spike the punch?

Heidi Klum

Reader, I laughed.

Marisa Tomei in Halston

This was vintage, I believe. She should loan it out to someone this year.

Abbie Cornish

This was shortly after her breakup with Ryan Phillippe, and she -- much like Reese before her -- looked her best.

Serena Williams

I barely recognized her with that hair. It's totally aging her.

Amy Adams in Philosophy

Beauty.

Jennifer Hudson

I thought, "This is so much better than when Andre Leon Talley made her wear the brown dress and gold jacket," and then looked back and apparently that's what I wrote last time.

Emma Roberts

Her boobs look like an exotic insect in this. A preying mantis, methinks.

Zoe Kravitz

Aw, it's young Zoe! This is shoving her right boob around terribly, but I bet she could get that right if she wore this again.

Debi Mazar

And SHE could ALSO pull this out anew.

Diane Kruger in CK, and Pacey

She went a resounding 0 for 2 at this ceremony.

Katy Perry in Zuhair Murad

This is a lot of boob, but they also look... really amazing in this.

Michelle Rodriguez

Pretty, but it needed a metallic shoe.

Kate Bosworth in Valentino

Sure! That's nice on her.

Rosario Dawson

And SHE looks fab in that color but I feel like I can see the lining.

Angie Harmon in Oscar de la Renta (with Jason Sehorn)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (1137633iu) Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn 82nd Annual Academy Awards, Vanity Fair Party, Los Angeles, America - 07 Mar 2010

She looks stunning, and I am sure their split was for the best, but I will never forget watching him propose to her on Leno. She was so happy. Now she's engaged to the soap star who also once played a firefighter beau of Donna Martin's, and he is REAL good-looking, so good for her.