Anna Kendrick
It's extremely possible she will win this. ESPECIALLY because we all know she can do better, as she DID do better like four hours later at the post-party.
Anne Hathaway
Please know that I DON'T actually think this is the worst dress of the night -- I actually really liked the IDEA of it, but I'm so upset by how unflattering it is on her that I'm giving it a nomination just so I can shake my fist at it one more time.
Charlize Theron
What a waste.
Glenn Close
Not that flattering, and totally dreary. Her face gets lost in a dead field of sads.
Jennifer Lawrence
CURSE YOU HIP FLAPS. And her head-styling.
Julia Roberts
That top is NO. It's all dowdy and unflattering on her. June Squibb is 84 and she looked more bangin'.
Kerry Washington
Some of you really loved this, and I'm so sorry, because I HATED IT and so I am putting it in here.
Pharrell Williams
I'm sure it makes me the Enemy of Fun that I am nominating this, but seriously, these are ridiculous. Not EVERYTHING has to be about being a goofball, Pharrell, and in fact, sometimes it makes more of a statement when you keep it classy.
Sally Hawkins
I had the wrong picture in there for her for a while. Sorry. It's been such a long week.
Whoopi Goldberg
This pic is from the post-party, but she wore that ON THE TELEVISION during the ceremony and WHY. It makes the most sense juxtaposed with Julia's outfit, because I think the existence of that ensemble really crystallizes the terribleness of Whoopi's.