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Cate Blanchett

These are Chopard, and apparently they are opals set in white gold with an assist from a whole bunch of diamonds. They are stunning and majestic.

Sienna Miller

This is beyond fabulous. Both bag AND bracelet.

Jennifer Garner

I will take one of each.

Emma Watson

Hermione WENT THERE, as far as rings go, and I love it.

Naomie Harris

The delicate details on her bracelet and ring really complement the embroidery of the dress.

Karen O

The bag is VERY cool.

Lupita Nyong'o

I don't love the headband -- it's a little too literally Cinderella for me -- but the earring is great. Just a little bit of toughness.

Cristin Milioti

I like to think this ring opens up to reveal a wee hiding place, the better for her to surreptitiously poison her enemy's cocktail.

Kelly Ripa

Lots of non-manicure manicures this season, which is actually kind of refreshing after the recent waves of intense nail art.

Aubrey Plaza

That ring is super cool.

Bette Midler

Even money that Bette outright owns at least one of these shiny baubles.

Olivia Wilde

Olivia Wilde does NOT need a bracelet.

Naomi Watts

I am flat-out obsessed with this clutch. I LOVE it. It might be my favorite clutch of all awards season. (It is by Bulgari)

Sandra Bullock

Lots of ear cuff this year. I love this one.

Doutzen Kroes

These are the kind of shoes that you have to take off after about an hour or you start to get scared that your foot ligaments will tear. Maybe that's just me.

Anna Hathaway

Can we just talk about how amazing that ring is? I adore an emerald. Which is convenient, as they are my birthstone. But inconvenient as they are expensive.

Michael B Jordan

Why let the ladies have all the fun?

Amy Poehler

Speaking of great rings....

Charlize Theron

Eh, big deal. (Just kidding. This is, obviously, incredible. She must have had a security dude following her around all night, literally.)

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga does seem like someone who would have a variety of Wonder Woman cuffs rattling around her purse.

Anna Kendrick

That ring is sassy.

Jessica Biel

This is Tiffany, and it is SWOONWORTHY.

Portia de Rossi

I actually think this purse looked better from afar. It's a Monet.

Emmy Rossum

I feel like Zooey Deschanel is plotting, right now, how to steal this.

Brie Larson

These, too, probably.

Serena Williams

If anyone should be wearing a tennis bracelet...

Vanessa Hudgens

This looks like half the contents of the jewelry box of a Disney villain.

Jennifer Lawrence

Pretty much perfect, especially if you don't have to really carry anything.

Amy Adams

These are really colorful and great.

Crystal Renn

These earrings are MAJOR. So is her eye makeup.

Sheryl Crow

I suddenly feel the burning need to get, like, seven new evening bags. Very practical.

Emilia Clarke

Sure, I'll take one of these, too.

Kelly Osbourne

I love a chunky gold ring.

Angelina Jolie

Those diamonds are GINORMOUS.

Viola Davis

Didn't love the dress, but her accessories game is on point.

Johnny Weir

Speaking of being on point...

Oscars 2014 Fugs and Fabs: The Bags, The Shoes, The Jewelry
Are you ready to die for some jewels and bags? Because the theme of this post is OMG SHINY. [Photos: Getty]

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