Amanda Seyfried in McQueen

This leaves me very cold, and may also have left HER a little chilly in a different way. It's just a very average, forgettable frock.

Ciara in Versace

This is one of her better weird efforts. I might even like it.

Sophie Turner in Louis Vuitton

Yeeesh. Look how gorgeous she is, and then watch this dress not deserve her.

with Joe Jonas

Sophie also brought HER fiance, Lord Joseph of Jonas, who is just learning what the Earth differences are between boys and girls.

Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler

These two have been together an awfully long time. Good for them. I am very into what looks like a pocketwatch chain on his vest.

in Dundas

I wish I liked this better. The gold is a particularly HARSH shade of gold, verging on the urinary.

Ellie Goulding in Dundas

Same line, same harshness, cut through at least by the pseudo snakeskin pattern. She's done worse.

Dianna Agron in Armani

She looks tremendous, honestly.

Samira Wiley

I can hardly stand how divine she is.

Mindy Kaling

Oooh. I want to like this SO MUCH, and her head is stunning, but the dress takes away her curves and just kinda makes it all boxy.

Judith Light

Yes. (But, lipstick. Also maybe an updo?)

Busy Philipps in Jenny Packham

This is all fine, but I'm distracted by her poor pinky toe, which is NOT HAVING IT.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Jason Statham

Very simple and effective.

America Ferrera in Tadashi Shoji

I love her but that's a bit slouchy.

Isla Fisher in Jonathan Simkhai

Okay! Very glam.

Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara

Well, that doesn't seem to have room for her.

Chloe Grace Moretz in Louis Vuitton

I really like the bottom two-thirds of this. I am okay with the bodice. I don't understand why the top is folding down like that. It looks like she blew her nose in it.

Michelle Rodriguez

I don't know why Michelle was sneaking in wearing her coat, but it was very entertaining.

Michelle Rodriguez in Jenny Packham

She looked great; why skip the line, friend?

Jaime King in Schiaparelli

That's a VERY Old Hollywood Glam situation, and it suits her.

Anna Paquin in Monique Lhuillier

I would not have matched her with this gown. Having said that, I can't put my finger on WHY. It's just all very Strawberry Shortcake.

Paris Jackson

That's a lot better than I have come to expect, even if it's ultimaly unremarkable.

Lily Collins in Marchesa

Another new Marchesa. Shrug.

Naomi Campbell in McQueen

I thought that might turn out to be D&G, but it's not. Nobody, as far as I can tell, went with D&G.  As for this... yeesh. It manages to be both dramatic and kind of dingy.

Adriana Lima in Ralph & Russo

Is that a garter, or is it holding the dress together to keep it from flying open? That is a very thoughtful detail, I guess, if so.

Liberty Ross

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Maria Sharapova

"I basically put up my hair with a pencil and threw on this old thing that I found in the back of my car."

Sarah Hyland in Zac Posen

She looks gorgeous, and Wells from The Bachelorette is getting a liiiiiittle Justin Timberlake back there.

Regina Hall in Georges Chakra

Pretty!

Pom Klementieff

I like that dress. But she always looks so DISTRESSED.

Jasmine Tookes in Zuhair Murad

Models gonna model. (She's working that very well.)

Rumer Willis in Sebastian Gunawan

I had looked at a bunch of other photos and thought this wasn't see-through, and then this one turned up after I published the Sheers/Nakeds post, and BOOM: Suddenly it does look that way. It's ghastly, whatever the transparency.

Kate Bosworth in Cong Tri

This is really delicate and gorgeous, and from a designer I'd never heard of before. Well played.

Alessandra Ambrosio in Zuhair Murad

Yep, that's exactly on-brand.

Idris Elba

And THAT is Idris Elba giving you sweet dreams. Except you're possibly reading this during the day, but that's okay. YOU'LL REMEMBER.

Oscars 2019: Over and Out

Dropping the mic on this party with Idris Elba.