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Amanda Seyfried in Armani

Pool Photo Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/Pool/Shutterstock (11868956ml) Amanda Seyfried arrives at the Oscars 93rd Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Apr 2021

This one... damn. It had all the ingredients of a dress I really SHOULD have loved, but it didn't click. I think the bodice was a big part of it; I had a hard time articulating why, but a big part was how high up the bodice came, I think? In the end I think it was overwhelming.

Angela Bassett in Alberta Ferretti

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/AP/Shutterstock (11875373lc) Angela Bassett arrives at the Oscars, at Union Station in Los Angeles 93rd Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 25 Apr 2021

She could be a stealth contender. That's a lot of dress, and for once, I'm not sure La Bassett is quite carrying it.

Halle Berry in D&G

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/AP/Shutterstock (11875369eu) Halle Berry arrives at the Oscars, at Union Station in Los Angeles 93rd Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 25 Apr 2021

I don't actually LOVE the dress, but with this one, the problem is the whole styling package too. It is a REAL CHALLENGE to mess up Halle Berry's head, and yet.

Zendaya in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/POOL/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (11875380yh) Zendaya arrives for the 93rd annual Academy Awards ceremony at Union Station in Los Angeles, California, USA, 25 April 2021. The Oscars are presented for outstanding individual or collective efforts in filmmaking in 24 categories. The Oscars happen two months later than originally planned, due to the impact of the coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic on cinema. *** Local Caption *** 55864152 Arrivals - 93rd Academy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Apr 2021

I'm surprised Valentino handed out TWO midriff dresses at one Oscars, but whatever. Law Roach said this was a Cher-inspired dress, and it makes a lot more sense once you know that, but I'm still not sure it quite clicked for me in the end. Sometimes, just because you CAN, doesn't mean you should.

Glenn Close

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/POOL/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (11875380hx) Glenn Close arrives for the 93rd annual Academy Awards ceremony at Union Station in Los Angeles, California, USA, 25 April 2021. The Oscars are presented for outstanding individual or collective efforts in filmmaking in 24 categories. The Oscars happen two months later than originally planned, due to the impact of the coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic on cinema. Arrivals - 93rd Academy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Apr 2021

I think my wish for this is that it had been a full gown. It's... very okay, with some nice elements, and didn't come together. Like a cookie recipe I once tried.

Laura Dern in Oscar de la Renta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/POOL/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (11875380wi) Laura Dern arrives for the 93rd annual Academy Awards ceremony at Union Station in Los Angeles, California, USA, 25 April 2021. The Oscars are presented for outstanding individual or collective efforts in filmmaking in 24 categories. The Oscars happen two months later than originally planned, due to the impact of the coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic on cinema. Arrivals - 93rd Academy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Apr 2021

This one was divisive, and much like some of the commenters, I look at it and have a different feeling every time. But I'm just not sure.... my most recent thought is that it looks like she's wearing a black velvet column and walked there through a giant pool of soap.

Viola Davis in McQueen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/POOL/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (11875380mx) Viola Davis (L) and Julius Tennon arrive for the 93rd annual Academy Awards ceremony at Union Station in Los Angeles, California, USA, 25 April 2021. The Oscars are presented for outstanding individual or collective efforts in filmmaking in 24 categories. The Oscars happen two months later than originally planned, due to the impact of the coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic on cinema. Arrivals - 93rd Academy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Apr 2021

This just didn't have the usual magic for me.

Andra Day in Vera Wang

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/POOL/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (11875380qm) Andra Day arrives for the 93rd annual Academy Awards ceremony at Union Station in Los Angeles, California, USA, 25 April 2021. The Oscars are presented for outstanding individual or collective efforts in filmmaking in 24 categories. The Oscars happen two months later than originally planned, due to the impact of the coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic on cinema. Arrivals - 93rd Academy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Apr 2021

The disco vibe here is undeniable, and not ineffective, but my bottom line is that it looks super inexpensive and flimsy.

Vanessa Kirby in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/Pool/Shutterstock (11868956mh) Vanessa Kirby arrives at the Oscars 93rd Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Apr 2021

If you're going to wear Gucci, maybe let it SCREAM Gucci? This is banal and bland, and the overly harsh makeup isn't helping. She is SO lovely but I don't think she and her stylist have quite hit a groove.

Now It's Time For The... Slightly Less Best-Dressed of the Oscars 2021
In truth, only two people here really have a shot at this, to me.

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