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Nicole Kidman in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (12869101rm) Nicole Kidman arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 94th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 27 Mar 2022

This is...fine? She did not phone this in, which I appreciate, and yet this feels very in her wheelhouse. The real star, for me personally, is that perfect red lip.

Megan Thee Stallion in Gurav Gupta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12862761kh) Megan Thee Stallion 94th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022 Wearing Gurav Gupta

She looks like a glamorous and beautiful sea urchin. That is a compliment!

Kodi Smit-McPhee in Bottega Veneta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (12869107ci) Kodi Smit-McPhee arrive at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 94th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 27 Mar 2022

He's had such a chic and interesting awards season. This is just very cool.

Daniel Kaluuya

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12862761na) Daniel Kaluuya 94th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

My note is that I think he needs a lapel pin.

Jamie Lee Curtis in Stella McCartney

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (12865770cw) Jamie Lee Curtis 94th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022 Wearing Stella McCartney

She basically always looks like this. Which is fine! A personal uniform is a useful thing.

Halle Bailey in Roberto Cavalli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (12865770sh) Halle Bailey 94th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022 Wearing Roberto Cavalli

Someone on Twitter pointed out that this has a real Little Mermaid feel, and that's totally true and absolutely intentional -- as she's filming that for Disney right now.

Scott Evans

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (12865770t) Scott Evans 94th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022

This is SNAZZY.

Please Join Me for The Blues of the Oscars
The literal ones, not the emotional ones.

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