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Cate in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191mr) Cate Blanchett 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Louis Vuitton

This is, per her stylist, "a top from an archival collection and a skirt cut from fully sustainable silk." I wondered in passing if this color was a reference to Blue Jasmine, her Best Actress Oscar. Then I remembered that not everything has to be a reference to something else. Conceptually I get this, and I don't mind it, but would it have worked better in a different color combo? I know hot pink is overdone, but what about a sequined or glittery gold? Or red? Or a PATTERN? It doesn't sing the way it could.

James and April Hong

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13814261sc) James Hong, left, and April Hong arrive at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

The great James Hong, who is in EVERYTHING (Kevin piped up, "He was even on Chuck!"), brought his lovely daughter April. The thematic googly eyes on his tie are tremendous.

Katie Lowes and Adam Shapiro

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13804196bs) Katie Lowes and Adam Shapiro 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

You might wonder why Quinn from Scandal is here. Well, her husband Adam, also an actor, started making Philly pretzels during the pandemic (!), and Jimmy Kimmel loves them and decided he wanted one under every seat last night?!? Did we see anyone eating pretzels? I would have MOWED THROUGH that thing, cameras be damned. Anyway, that explains the carbs on the red carpet. Katie looks phenomenal, and I'm sorry I picked a photo where she's hunching, but I had to work in the snacks.

Justin Hurwitz

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191bs) Justin Hurwitz 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

I keep forgetting Babylon exists, but he was nominated for the music. He didn't win. His suit is snappy though.

Kaala Bhairava and Rahul Sipligunj

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13814261dc) Kaala Bhairava, left, and Rahul Sipligunj arrive at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

HOORAY FOR RRR. That song was a win we can all get behind.

Laverne Cox in custom Vera Wang

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13814261a) Laverne Cox arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

Was Vera too busy making Mindy Kaling's matching outfits to finish this one?

Halle Bailey in D&G

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191hq) Halle Bailey 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Dolce & Gabbana

She was there to introduce a clip of The Little Mermaid, so of course she's wearing something the color of the warm ocean water that I wish I was swimming in right now. I don't like the bodice, but this style rarely sits well with me.

Tia Carrere

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13814261nv) Tia Carrere arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

HOWEVER: Wow.

Lilian Luhrmann, Baz Luhrmann, and Catherine Martin (Prada)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13804193qe) Baz Luhrmann and Catherine Martin 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

Baz's necklace is my favorite thing in this photo, although I appreciate Catherine's commitment to color. I'm so happy Ruth Carter won, but Catherine did GREAT work in Elvis. She and Austin Butler, and that's... kind of it.

Sabrina (in Stella McCartney) and Idris Elba

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13804196nl) Idris Elba and Sabrina Dhowre Elba 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

STELLA. Who knew you had it in you?!? That's really excellent.

Brendan Gleeson and Mary Gleeson

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 12: (L-R) Brendan Gleeson and Mary Gleeson attend the 95th Annual Academy Awards on March 12, 2023 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)

I wasn't sure where to put Brendan, so as we often do, I let his wife be the guide. It cracks me up that she looks like he told her they were going to an Oscar PARTY and then surprised her by going to the actual Oscars. Did you prank her, Brendan?!?

Molly Sims

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Ruymen/UPI/Shutterstock (13814555ie) Molly Sims attends the 95th annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles on Sunday, March 12, 2023. Academy Awards 2023, Los Angeles, California, United States - 12 Mar 2023

This is quite Old Hollywood, and it almost works -- the bodice seems a wee low.

Charles Parnell

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 12: Charles Parnell attends the 95th Annual Academy Awards on March 12, 2023 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/Getty Images )

What a handsome man. He also told a funny story on the red carpet about how they were shooting one of his scenes and Tom Cruise wasn't supposed to work that day, but he bounced in anyway to give them something to play off of. TC has a lot of issues for me, in terms of Scientology and all of that, but he does sound like he's a committed coworker -- and you know people as famous as he is probably often don't think they have to be that dedicated anymore. ANYWAY. Charles looks fab.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ashley Landis/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13814261ti) James Hong arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

CURRENT MOOD. Just kidding, this was a fairly jolly affair.

Cate Blanchett Had The Blues on Oscar Night
In many ways, perhaps? Luckily she also may have had a pretzel.

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