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Angela Bassett in Moschino

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 12: Angela Bassett attends the 95th Annual Academy Awards on March 12, 2023 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

I'm sad the Queen didn't get her moment in this royal purple, but Jeremy Scott did her justice in a graceful and gorgeous gown. This would have looked amazing onstage. Hollywood, please dial up another juicy role for her IMMEDIATELY.

Alyson Sandro and Barry Keoghan (in Louis Vuitton)

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 12: Alyson Sandro and Barry Keoghan attend the 95th Annual Academy Awards on March 12, 2023 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kayla Oaddams/WireImage )

Everyone looks good here. I love the unusual color choice on Barry, and the splashy buttons.

Lilly Singh in Christian Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13814261ge) Lilly Singh arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

This looked super on the telecast she co-hosted, and is a fitting formal version of her aesthetic.

Stephanie Hsu in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191iz) Stephanie Hsu 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023 Wearing Valentino

She looks delightful, but it felt like necklaces -- OTHER than the now-ubiquitous snake -- were in shorter supply, right? This could have done with one, I think. But it's a small thing. (Or could have been a BIG THING, am I right, Harry Winston???)

Hong Chau in Prada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13804193mn) Hong Chau 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

I like the collar on this, but I think the dress needed... more. And as usual Prada went wild with the boob darting.

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 12: Hong Chau attends the 95th Annual Academy Awards on March 12, 2023 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/Getty Images )

The train at least gave it some zip, but also seemed a bit random? Then again, I think we should be grateful Miuccia didn't just hang bits of the black fringe all over the front. THAT would not have been an improvement.

Andrea Riseborough in McQueen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191lv) Andrea Riseborough 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

When I was trying to dig up a designer credit, I found a Daily Mail piece that called this "stylish." That... is not an adjective I would have chosen. This screams "I am trying to be unobjectionable because this has been a really crappy situation and I just want to pass you by like a lace curtain in a window." I am not sure what her current project is, but I hope this hair is for that. It is... harsh, especially against all that lace.

Jessie Buckley in Rodarte

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13804196sw) Jessie Buckley 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

I did say I wanted someone to wear this collection and be super dramatic about it, but I was sort of hoping Andrea would lean into these vibes. Still! I was admittedly not sure WHERE to put this hellstorm, but since the details are overwhelmingly purple -- which are additions she made versus the all-black runway version -- here we are. Something about her clash of head-styling and gown feels more dramatic and more purposeful than Andrea's? She looks like a Victorian widow who decided she HATES EVERYONE.

Nicole Kimpel and Antonio Banderas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13804196kh) Nicole Kimpel and Antonio Banderas 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

That's a nice color in Nicole, and a VERY shiny tux on Antonio. Everyone can check their own makeup in it.

Gabriel LaBelle

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (13804196fy) Gabriel LaBelle 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

This could be red, but, you know, purpley burgundy... we're here now. I hope he had a fun night, even though the Fabelmans came up empty.

Deanne Bray and Troy Kotsur

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 12: (L-R) Deanne Bray and Troy Kotsur attends the 95th Annual Academy Awards on March 12, 2023 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)

THAT is DEFINITELY purple. I love his lapel pin, as well.

Dwayne Johnson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191vh) Dwayne Johnson 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

I did NOT expect The Rock in peach satin. One of our live chat commenters said that the flower and the pocket square seemed like overkill together, and I agree. I'd have ditched the flower, I think? But I'm open to negotiations, Rocky.

Angela Bassett Didn't Win, And Yet She Did, Because She Gets To Be Angela Bassett
Plus: Plenty of purple and pink.

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