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Salma Hayek, left and Valentina Paloma Pinault

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13815555kb) Salma Hayek, left and Valentina Paloma Pinault arrive at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

Valentina is adorable and also has resting "OMG MOOMMMMMMMMMMMM" face, which is apt for a 15 year old girl.

Salma Hayek in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13815555lg) Salma Hayek arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

This is ever so slightly too tight but is mostly YOWZA [Bugs Bunny eyes turning into hearts and popping out]. When Salma gets it right, she really nails it. This is a PARTY.

Janelle Monae in custom Vera Wang

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191ny) Janelle Monae 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

The bodice of this is wild for a custom piece and sometimes I just do not know what Vera is doing with people's bosom! This is not how tops fit! Having said that...

Janelle Monae in custom Vera Wang

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804191nz) Janelle Monae 95th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

...the skirt is really, really good. So, you know. Half credit!

Alice Rohrwacher

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13814261ks) Alice Rohrwacher arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

She directed Le Pupille and is an Italian writer/director. This is so pleasantly sparkly and I'm pleased to inform everyone that Sexy Tootsie is back!

Pamela Ribon and Sara Gunnarsdóttir

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ashley Landis/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13815556bq) Sara Gunnarsdóttir, left, and Pamela Ribon arrive at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

YAY FOR OUR FRIEND PAM!!!!!!!!! She looks so glam and this night must have been amazing.

Shirley Kurata

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13815555nj) Shirley Kurata arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 95th Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 12 Mar 2023

Shirley Kurata is the costume designer for EEAAO -- this slideshow is full of people I chose to win on my Oscars pool but who didn't win -- and she looks SO perfect. The glasses are VERY Edna Mode. (This is a compliment. Edna is very chic.)

Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804197kl) Best Director, Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert (Everything Everywhere All at Once) 95th Annual Academy Awards, Press Room, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

The Daniels, who directed Everything Everywhere All At Once, had THE BEST NIGHT and also look really jaunty.

Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13804197kk) Best Director, Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert (Everything Everywhere All at Once) 95th Annual Academy Awards, Press Room, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Mar 2023

Big finish!

Salma Hayek Nailed It at the Oscars! And the Rest of the Folks in Red and Orange
Including the Daniels, who had a big night!

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