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Brandi Carlile (in Valentino) and Catherine Shepherd

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 02: (L-R) Brandi Carlile and Catherine Shepherd attend the 97th Annual Oscars at Dolby Theatre on March 02, 2025 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Savion Washington/Getty Images)

This is... too much. Lop off the bow and we'll talk. Together, they look like haunted dolls.

Doja Cat in Balmain

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 02: Doja Cat attends the 97th Annual Oscars at Dolby Theatre on March 02, 2025 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)

She said this was based on a 1950s design, and it works really well on her. It even coordinates with her two-tone hair.

Tia Carrere

US actress Tia Carrere attends the 97th Annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California on March 2, 2025. (Photo by Robyn Beck / AFP) (Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)

It's not a pattern per se, but it's... lots of colors? So. I wish I could say I like it, but it all reads muddy to me.

Ethan Slater and Bowen Yang (in Etro)

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 02: (L-R) Ethan Slater and Bowen Yang attend the 97th Annual Oscars at Dolby Theatre on March 02, 2025 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Chelsea Guglielmino/FilmMagic)

Bowen's jacket is great, but mayhap is the pink shirt detracting from its detailing a little? However, he delights me, and he must have kindly offered to hang with Ethan Slater on the red carpet in his buddy Ariana Grande's place, because Ethan and Ariana still seem to be pretending people don't know they're an item. While we are here, I think Ethan needs to explore other hairstyles.

Stacy Martin in Louis Vuitton

Stacy Martin at the 97th Oscars held at the Dolby Theatre on March 2, 2025 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Lexie Moreland/WWD via Getty Images)

This is like Carol Burnett's curtain rod shoulders, but at her ankles.

June Squibb

June Squibb at the 97th Oscars held at the Dolby Theatre on March 2, 2025 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images)

This woman is everything. Justice for Thelma. This is probably the last time I'll say that because the season is officially over. But what a BEAUTIFUL woman in a BEAUTIFUL frock.

Lucky Yates and Molly O'Brien

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 02: (L-R) Lucky Yates and Molly O'Brien attends the 97th Annual Oscars at Dolby Theatre on March 02, 2025 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

We all swooned for her sparkly bugs on Drinks With Broads when she won for "The Only Girl in the Orchaesta," so I thought we should enjoy them here!

Edvin Ryding

Edvin Ryding at the 97th Oscars held at the Dolby Theatre on March 2, 2025 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/Penske Media via Getty Images)

He's a Swedish actor who's going to be in Danny Boyle's 28 Years Later this year, so I guess he's... making sure we remember him?!? On the DWB chat we were hoping he would turn out to be another random billionaire, like, a salted licorice heir or something. Alas. But he IS dressed like minor royalty (and he played a prince in a Netflix series, so: synergy).

Emilie Livingston and Jeff Goldblum, both in Prada

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 02: (L-R) Emilie Livingston and Jeff Goldblum attend the 97th Annual Oscars at Dolby Theatre on March 02, 2025 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

Very nice!

Jeff Goldblum

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 02: Jeff Goldblum attends the 97th Annual Oscars at Dolby Theatre on March 02, 2025 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

This man does nothing halfway. Well, except starring in Wicked, I guess, because we're only halfway done. ZING.

June Squibb Delighted All and Sundry at the Oscars
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