Queen Latifah

This would've been a best-dressed contender for SURE if she'd gone to the Oscars themselves (we don't typically do them with the parties; lower risk). My only beef is that maybe the earrings and the necklace aren't working as well together and she only needs one. It's BARELY a beef though. It's like... Impossible Meat.

Tate McRae in Ludovic de Saint Sernin

This is probably a career-best for her, even if you don't like it. But I think it works -- it looks like something Kate Hudson would wear, to me.

Minnie Driver

The dress is good but there was a lot of waxy makeup at the Oscars and am not a fan of lips that match your foundation.

Kaia Gerber in Givenchy

Very restrained. Maybe the best of the three similar ones?

Maude Apatow in Valentino

A lot of people had this general idea, apparently.That's the makeup I would've hoped for on Minnie.

Nikki Glaser

Her flower adornments seem a little... homemade.

Tiffany Haddish

The shoes might be too brassy with this.

Monica Lewinsky

She always looks lovely. I'm so pleased for her.

Dove Cameron

Rust is her color, it seems.

Cara Delevingne in Thom Browne

This is macabre from Thom Browne. It echoes the work on Teyana Taylor's SAGs dress, but I find this one more unsettling. This is like... the BODIES exhibit, but fashion.

Matt Bomer in Brioni

He switched it up from blue, his comfort color, and it's dashing.

Vittoria Ceretti in Alaia

Condolences to Leo, whose girlfriend is apparently a host for an alien parasite. I hope it's a friendly one, and not one that's secretly outside his desired age bracket. Can you imagine if that chest blob alien were HIS OWN AGE?

Emily Ratajkowski in Conner Ives

Shrug. Her styling is pretty grim here.

Kiernan Shipka in Rodarte

Rodarte REALLY has some Laura Ashley impulses sometimes. That line is all over the place.

Dree Hemingway in Conner Ives

MORE consumptive makeup!

Olivia Rodrigo in Saint Laurent

I like this conceptually, but the execution is a tad limp somehow.

Patricia Arquette

Comfy, but also maybe grandmotherly.

Hannah Einbinder in Colleen Allen

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU PUT UNDER IT. I JUST WANT THE MARIGOLD COAT."

Julia Fox in Viktor & Rolf 2022

Comfy, but also maybe grandmotherly. Just kidding, we all know this wasn't comfy.

Helena Christensen

She is one of the big models of her era, and she is DROWNING in the gown, hair, and makeup. How is that possible. Is this a "before" photo?

Becky G

The minty pleats are so pretty. This is a nicer dress than the Elton party deserves! (It's kinda gone C-list lately.)

Alana Haim in Louis Vuitton

This is pretty, and not remotely risky, neither of which are usually words I apply to LV's designs for the Haims.

Danielle Haim in Louis Vuitton

This feels like they made it for Alana and she didn't pick it and Danielle was like, "What the hell! I'm in."

Kendall Jenner in Chanel

This looks more like Monique Lhuillier to me.

Cazzie David

Horrendous! NEXT.

Donatella Versace

I do not think she can breathe. I also think this is RATHER good and a very regal color and I applaud her for -- I assume? -- using her retirement to take the good shit for HERSELF for once.

Meg Ryan

Meg, no. This is not your color and that is not your coif.

Keke Palmer

We do NOT need to look like my sad cohorts of the nineties and aughts, who attempted snap-crotch bodysuits with lowrise pants. NOT AGAIN. Not on my watch.

Rhea Seehorn in Louis Vuitton

Rhea, I am very sorry that everyone will spend the next two and a half years asking you when Pluribus is coming back and what it means and what's gonna happen. Text your pals at Severance to ask how to cope.

Taste the Rainbow of the Oscar Post-Parties

And then that's a wrap!