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# Oscars Better-Played Party: Hayden Panettiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-better-played-party-hayden-panettiere/
- Published: 2011-03-03T20:30:26.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:04:22.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## 19th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/109484812.jpg)

Unusual, and younger than her...er, usual. Don't believe me? Please join me and Seal in a short, two slide play I call Hayden Pantywaist: THE HORROR.

## Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109490710.jpg)

SEAL: Hayden! THANK GOD. YOU'RE ALIVE. ALIVE!

 HAYDEN: Why wouldn't I be?

SEAL: DID YOU SEE WHAT YOU WORE LAST WEEK?

HAYDEN: Was it terrible?

SEAL: Hideous! So old lady that I had you marked FOR DEATH. I figured I'd be looking for a kiss from a rose on YOUR grave.

HAYDEN: Those aren't the lyrics --

SEAL: Whatever. LOOK AT THIS:

## 4th Annual Hollywood Domino Gala

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109417930.jpg)

HAYDEN: DEAR GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S AWFUL. NO WONDER WE'RE TALKING IN ALL CAPS ABOUT IT.

SEAL: I TOLD YOU. LOOK AWAY. IT BURNS.

HAYDEN: My Oscar dress IS spectacular in comparison.

SEAL: Yes, that's the upside.

[Oscars Better-Played Party: Hayden PanettiereYou know, this may look just generically pretty to you -- which it is, if you don't know what the hell else The Cheerleader has been up to over the last week or so. I hope you took your iron supplements because you're going to have to be strong to take what happens at the end of this story.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/109484812.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-better-played-party-hayden-panettiere-03-2011/)