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Brittany Snow in Monot

Brittany Snow at the 96th Annual Oscars held at at the Ovation Hollywood on March 10, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

Monot typically only designs in black and white, and so apparently they had a LOOOONG text chain about what color yellow they should do here, because it was uncharted territory for them. It's also not a super naked dress, which is also semi-uncharted for that brand! I don't love the design with the nipple divots, but this is overall going fairly well for her. AND she was there as the star of a nominated short.

Jessica Oyelowo, David Oyelowo

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: (L-R) Jessica Oyelowo and David Oyelowo attend the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/Getty Images)

For a second I thought Jessica was wearing leggings. SHE IS NOT. I love that she's using the coat as basically the star of the show. David looks interesting as always, and they coordinate without matching.

Willem Dafoe

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Willem Dafoe attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards at Dolby Theatre on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)

He looks about ten seconds away from a single clap before throwing out some jazz hands.

Riz Ahmed

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Riz Ahmed attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

I zoomed in to try and understand his collar situation, and now I don't understand ANY of the situation. Unfinished edges are never my jam.

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves

Hollywood, CA - March 10: Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves arriving on the red carpet at the 96th Annual Academy Awards in Dolby Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center in Hollywood, CA, Sunday, March 10, 2024. (Christina House / Los Angeles Times via Getty Images)

... did he spill mustard on his actual brown suit pants?!? What a weird swap. Camila could lose the Catwoman gloves, but maybe she put them on to scrub at a mustard stain.

Ryan Gosling, Mandi Gosling, Donna Gosling, and Valerio Attanasio

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Ryan Gosling, Mandi Gosling, Donna Gosling, and Valerio Attanasio attend the 96th Annual Academy Awards at Dolby Theatre on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)

We meant to put Ryan's sister in earlier because we both swooned over the metallic Houndstooth. I know she's not a celeb, but whatever! Whoever made the dress deserves to see it trumpeted because it's a delight and she looks smashing. I also applaud his mom's Barbie-pink clutch.

The Oscars Shall End With the Yellows and Browns
As they often do. Wait, that sounds weird.

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