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# Oscars Fug Carpet, and Less Fug Other Things: Florence Welch
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-and-less-fug-other-things-florence-welch-gallery/
- Published: 2011-02-28T17:30:26.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:06:49.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Florence Welch Academy Awards Arrival

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/109477448.jpg)

This is -- I'm not going to pull any punches -- HORRIBLE. She looks like the consumptive heroine of a VC Andrews novel: musty, like she's been spending time in the attic, and a relic of the 1970s.

## Academy Awards - Show

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/Florence-Welch-109483434.jpg)

And yet this, I think, is really kind of great: the color is awesome and the cut is interesting, but not Weird for the Sake of Being Weird. It's hard to pull off The Dress That Matches Your Hair, but she's working this. I wish she'd worn it on the red carpet.

## Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/Florence-Welch-1094845782.jpg)

GIRL. How many times you gonna change in one night? Bless you for not sticking with that tragic red carpet look -- that thing was best suited for a meeting of the Lois Duncun Heroines Tragically Time-Travelled To a Time With Which They Are Unfamiliar (The 21st Century) -- but this looks like the wallpaper from that heroine's guest bathroom.

[Oscars Fug Carpet, and Less Fug Other Things: Florence WelchFlorence Welch -- of, AND THE MACHINE -- really ran hot or cold last night at the Oscars. LET'S LOOK CLOSER.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/109477448.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-and-less-fug-other-things-florence-welch/)