Richard Gere, Renee Zellweger, Queen Latifah, CZJ
Twitter was all atwitter during the Oscar ceremony wondering what, exactly, was up with Renee. Even Mia Farrow -- THE Mia Farrow -- tweeted that she thought there was Colombian Marching Powder involved. (Mia has some THOUGHTS, you guys.) I would never imply anything so possibly libelous, but SOMETHING was up, both with her look and her overall.... attitude. There was a lot of swaying and weaving and being unable to read -- here, Queen Latifah is popping in to actually announce the winner when Renee...didn't -- and it was at best very WEIRD. Oh, Renee. Your choices concern me. Look how unimpressed CZJ is with you!
Richard Gere, Renee Zellweger, Queen Latifah, CZJ
Whatever was happening on a global level aside, the hair was also kind of underwhelming. I just want to be standard-issue whelmed, please, Renee.
Renee Zellweger
The dress isn't terrible. I like that she and CZJ are coordinated. I like that it's not the same old strapless she always wears. I like that it's....uh. Not on fire?
Renee Zellweger
But I kinda hate the back.