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# Oscars Fug Carpet: Brooklyn Decker
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-brooklyn-decker-03-2011/
- Published: 2011-03-03T22:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:05:15.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2011 Oscars, Oscars, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Hmm. I suppose this isn't *fug*, in its complete sense.

[![Brooklyn Decker](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/brooklyn-decker109500874.jpg "Brooklyn Decker")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars-fug-carpet-brooklyn-decker-03-2011/2011-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-66?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But it's a little *wenchy*, no? I mean, she's the shipboard lass on a very nice pirate ship -- like maybe if the QE2 got boarded and ran up the flag -- but I'm still pretty sure she serves shot glasses wedged in her cleavage to dudes with scurvy, rotting teeth, and breath that smells like mutton.