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# Oscars Fug Carpet: Charlize Theron in Christian Dior
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-charlize-theron-in-christian-dior-03-2014/
- Published: 2014-03-03T17:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T00:59:00.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Photos, 2014 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

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My first impression of this was, "Why does the bodice look like giant dancing Champagne bottles?" That only works if they are ACTUAL giant dancing Champagne bottles, and they are in my house.

\[Photos: Getty\]