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# Vanity Fair Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Diane Kruger in Valentino
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-diane-kruger-in-valentino-at-vanity-fair-oscar-party/
- Published: 2014-03-03T19:00:44.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T00:58:59.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Diane Kruger

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Which old chestnut should we trot out here? Widow's weeds at a super sexy funeral? A brothel table cloth? A fabric scrap pile with sleeves? A fabric scrap that a brothel borrowed to cover an end table, and then a customer died and so the madam grabbed it for the funeral? How about: OVER IT.

## Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476305473.xml)

He is not over it, though. Which is good. I am not sure if his chocolate suit is the best, but perhaps that's because I don't think the bow tie color works with it -- but what color DO you do? Am I overreacting? I appreciate the creativity, that's for sure, but sometimes I like my Pacey in a classic tux and not like he just dove into a chocolate fountain. Unless it is a chocolate fountain on my dining table, which would be hard to wade in but he's welcome to try.

## Diane Kruger in Theory

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/475719853.xml)

Seriously, Cinderella's mice need to come to terms with their limitations.

## Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/475062335.xml)

What is HAPPENING here? She apparently wore this to a Q&A with the Dalai Lama, and I hope he Q'd her about why half of her dress is drunk, and her A was that the top part got caught in her hair dryer or something.

[Vanity Fair Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Diane Kruger in ValentinoI haven't figured out yet which Valentino this is but it looks a little like a modified version of this one -- about which my comment was, simply, "Lord help us all." I stand by that. Update: It's actually this one (my Finding Things skills were severely hampered last night), about which I so eloquently said, "La la la tablecloth." I stand by that too. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476305411.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-diane-kruger-in-valentino-at-vanity-fair-oscar-party-03-2014/)