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Diane Kruger

Which old chestnut should we trot out here? Widow's weeds at a super sexy funeral? A brothel table cloth? A fabric scrap pile with sleeves? A fabric scrap that a brothel borrowed to cover an end table, and then a customer died and so the madam grabbed it for the funeral? How about: OVER IT.

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson

He is not over it, though. Which is good. I am not sure if his chocolate suit is the best, but perhaps that's because I don't think the bow tie color works with it -- but what color DO you do? Am I overreacting? I appreciate the creativity, that's for sure, but sometimes I like my Pacey in a classic tux and not like he just dove into a chocolate fountain. Unless it is a chocolate fountain on my dining table, which would be hard to wade in but he's welcome to try.

Diane Kruger in Theory

Seriously, Cinderella's mice need to come to terms with their limitations.

Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson

What is HAPPENING here? She apparently wore this to a Q&A with the Dalai Lama, and I hope he Q'd her about why half of her dress is drunk, and her A was that the top part got caught in her hair dryer or something.

Vanity Fair Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Diane Kruger in Valentino
I haven't figured out yet which Valentino this is but it looks a little like a modified version of this one -- about which my comment was, simply, "Lord help us all." I stand by that. Update: It's actually this one (my Finding Things skills were severely hampered last night), about which I so eloquently said, "La la la tablecloth." I stand by that too. [Photos: Getty]

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