Emma Stone
It WAS a great little intro segment, though. And I guess the giant bow blotted any potentially awkward neck-sweat incidents -- neck sweat being the new tragic epidemic sweeping the nation. It's a silent killer.
Emma Stone
When you are Emma Stone, and you have THAT head, with THAT hair and THAT adorableness, how does it happen that you pick something that makes your head invisible? Just lop off the bow, add a dark lip, and we're either in business or at least painting the walls and getting ready to hire employees.
Emma Stone
So pretty, so without neck.
Emma Stone
LOOK HOW LOVELY SHE IS. This is so great. I do wish she had on a funky colorful shoe, but that's just picking a nit, and I'd much rather leave the nit and pick at the HUGE SCAB that is that Oscar neck bow. IT BLEEDS.
Oscars Fug Carpet: Emma Stone
Emma Stone should be an Amway salesperson. Because by the end of her charming segment with Ben Stiller, in which they presented the Visual Effects Oscar and she totally stole the show from just about everyone, even I was almost ready to buy what she was selling -- I, who when she first hit the red carpet, groaned audibly and shouted, "EMMA, NO." I who bemoaned that it was too similar to what Nicole Kidman wore in 2007, a dress I didn't particularly itch to see again. I, who upon seeing it ran out onto Jessica's balcony shaking my fist at the heavens and hurling Pringles into the night air while screaming, "BETRAYYYYYED." (Note: No Pringles were harmed in the making of this post.) But in the end, I still just don't like it. Turns out Emma Stone's personal magnetism can't do everything. And that's probably as it should be. No mortal should wield that kind of unchecked power. [Photos: Getty]