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# Oscars Fug Carpet: January Jones
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-january-jones-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-28T21:00:47.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:03:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2012 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Another interesting idea derailed by execution.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140038555.jpg "January Jones")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars-fug-carpet-january-jones-02-2012/2012-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-16?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The top is a pretty color twisted into a hostage drama -- complete with the tiny window that the assailant peeks out of when trying to assess the threat level from law enforcement -- and the bottom was last deployed a pimp's living room wallpaper. It's a jumble I can't solve. She's like a very bored Christmas tree heiress from the 1920s.

\[Photo: Getty\]