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# Oscars Fug Carpet: Katy Perry
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-katy-perry-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-29T15:30:39.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:03:13.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2012 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

I have decided that, in order for those of us who pay attention/care about these things, Katy Perry needs to treat her hair color like a mood ring. For example, the blue hair shall henceforth signify that she's still bummed about her divorce:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140019699.jpg "20th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars-fug-carpet-katy-perry-02-2012/20th-annual-elton-john-aids-foundations-oscar-viewing-party-arrivals-13?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Although I suppose you could also tell that from the fact that she's not wearing, say, a BeDazzled banana or something that shoots fire out of the nipples, but instead a gown made of multiple rag rugs stitched together. Girl, just take a vacation -- somewhere sunny -- and come back with a boy toy. I promise it'll cheer you up.