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# Oscars Fug Carpet: Kerry Washington in Jason Wu
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-kerry-washington-in-jason-wu-03-2014/
- Published: 2014-03-03T18:30:32.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T00:58:59.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2014 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

This pains me:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476298429.xml "86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

It pains me deeply that [her pregnancy wardrobe has been so hit-or-miss](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/kerry-washington?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). She has seemed so sincerely happy throughout this pregnancy -- honestly, like a totally different celebrity. Not that I thought she seemed particularly cranky before, but she's clearly *so* in a good place right now, and it's delightful -- that maybe she's just like, "oh,[ you want me to wear a croptop? ](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sag-awards-fug-carpet-kerry-washington-01-2014/)Oh, SURE! Why not?" and all, "just a satin bedsheet? What the heck? That will be fun! Whee!" And therefore I suspect she will not care when people are like, "...no, dude, it was actually literally a sheet. He totally forgot to make something for you until the night before. It was like a whole big thing." Because that is basically the only explanation. I mean, at least this color is flattering on her. Maybe she should invest in some for her actual bed.

\[Photo: Getty\]