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# Oscars Fug Carpet: Kristen Stewart
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-kristen-stewart/
- Published: 2013-02-25T14:30:24.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:01:57.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Kristen Stewart

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162585306.xml)

I am not a monster. I am full of sympathy. This HAS to suck for her.

## Kristen Stewart

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162571736.xml)

This also has to suck for her, because it's totally unflattering on her.

## Kristen Stewart

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162585259.xml)

And, to borrow the parlance of the actor, I don't understand that tulle's motivation. It's just exploding for no reason. It's like her dress has some kind of veil-related norovirus.

## Kristen Stewart

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162585178.xml)

I do like the fabric. I just wish it had been deployed in a more responsible manner. I'd also like to note that, especially during the show, she looked kind of stoned. I don't know if it's the eye makeup, or if we can blame it on Her Left Foot. It worked for Daniel Day Lewis.

## Kristen Stewart

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162546819.xml)

I am not a fan of her dress, but I DO appreciate that she is always willing to deploy the finger guns when the situation calls for it.

## Kristen Stewart

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162585308.xml)

...the hair is a whole other conversation though.

[Oscars Fug Carpet: Kristen StewartApparently, Kristen Stewart suffered an "unspecified injury" requiring her to be on crutches last night. My totally made-up theory is that she went to the Razzies -- which Twilight basically swept -- and really whooped it up (the wisest people realize that you have to embrace your Razzies) and then accidentally tripped on a pile of shoes in her bedroom when she got home. Not that I have ever almost broken any limbs tripping over a pile of shoes myself or anything like that. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162585306.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-kristen-stewart-02-2013/)