Kristen Stewart

I am not a monster. I am full of sympathy. This HAS to suck for her.

Kristen Stewart

This also has to suck for her, because it's totally unflattering on her.

Kristen Stewart

And, to borrow the parlance of the actor, I don't understand that tulle's motivation. It's just exploding for no reason. It's like her dress has some kind of veil-related norovirus.

Kristen Stewart

I do like the fabric. I just wish it had been deployed in a more responsible manner. I'd also like to note that, especially during the show, she looked kind of stoned. I don't know if it's the eye makeup, or if we can blame it on Her Left Foot. It worked for Daniel Day Lewis.

Kristen Stewart

I am not a fan of her dress, but I DO appreciate that she is always willing to deploy the finger guns when the situation calls for it.

Kristen Stewart

...the hair is a whole other conversation though.

Oscars Fug Carpet: Kristen Stewart

Apparently, Kristen Stewart suffered an "unspecified injury" requiring her to be on crutches last night. My totally made-up theory is that she went to the Razzies -- which Twilight basically swept -- and really whooped it up (the wisest people realize that you have to embrace your Razzies) and then accidentally tripped on a pile of shoes in her bedroom when she got home. Not that I have ever almost broken any limbs tripping over a pile of shoes myself or anything like that. [Photos: Getty]