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# Oscars Fug Carpet: Maria Sharapova
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-maria-sharapova-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-28T17:00:19.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:03:37.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, 2012 Oscars, athletes, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

We saw Maria Sharapova at Vera Wang's show in New York, so once I saw this, I was all set with a comment about how Vera designs a lot of figure-skating costumes, and perhaps Maria is planning to trade tennis serves for triple salchows, and this is what they'll wear when Swan Lake freezes over and it's time for a couples skate, etc.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140063242.jpg "Maria Sharapova")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars-fug-carpet-maria-sharapova-02-2012/2012-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But then I read that it's not Vera Wang at all; it's McQueen. There go my ice jokes. Aren't you devastated? In their place, I will suggest Maria looks like a barmaid at a Victoria's Secret-themed saloon that, frankly, I am stunned does not already exist in Las Vegas. And it *also* has me wishing we could go back and hae McQueen re-costume the the royal wedding. Can you imagine? The Queen would have eaten her hat -- which might have been okay if it tasted as lemony as it looked -- and Camilla would have run around clapping and squealing and shooting finger guns at all and sundry.

\[Photo: Getty\]