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# Oscars Fug Carpet: Melissa McCarthy
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-melissa-mccarthy-02-2013/
- Published: 2013-02-26T01:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:01:25.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2013 Oscars, David Meister, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

This hurts me so much.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162546965.xml "Melissa McCarthy")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars-fug-carpet-melissa-mccarthy-02-2013/85th-annual-academy-awards-arrivals-26?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I just want so much MORE for her than this. It looks like she styled her hair by poking her head out the limo sunroof, and the dress is a wretched mess with a peekaboo Hefty bag. Why? WHY GOD WHY? Her stylist, at MINIMUM, should have go sit in the corner and watch a 24-hour loop of the sink scene in *Bridesmaids*, intercut with that ad where the woman climbs a rock while somebody screeches, "SOMEBODY LEFT THE GATE OOOOOPEN." It's that bad.

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