Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

KEITH: Admit it, you can't stay mad at me. And I do like the orange shoes.

NICOLE: Well, you DID let me borrow your flat-iron for my bangs... Okay, all is forgiven.

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NICOLE: Although, come to think of it, they ARE a bit spiky.

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NICOLE: AND they're totally in my face. Why didn't you tell me that, too?

KEITH: Well, you stopped using Botox, so I assumed it was... strategic banging.

NICOLE: No, strategic banging would be if I seduced Jon Hamm.

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NIC: At least I looked totally foxy at the Independent Spirit Awards. Why is it that on the big stage, when it's for me, I can't pull it together, but on the smaller stages or when I'm there in support of you, I look awesome?

KEITH: Because you try to hard to make Statements when you're repping yourself.

NIC: Thanks for the armchair psychology, Dr. Phil.

KEITH: I can't believe you just compared me to a bald man with a robust mustache. You KNOW how hard I've worked to have edgy golden locks and Stud Scruff! TAKE IT BACK.

NIC: Fine, fine. I'm probably just tired. Let's just declare this one a tie --one point each for Formal Nicole and Semi-Formal Nicole -- and go home and pass out in front of the baby monitor.

KEITH: Deal.

Oscars Fug Carpet: Nicole Kidman

KEITH: We made it, Nic. NICOLE: WE MADE IT. KEITH: We've gotten through awards season with a newborn. NICOLE: I'm so proud of us, Keith. KEITH: And what an awesome idea to end our run with a philanthropic statement! NICOLE: Yes, I... what? KEITH: Well... you're sort of wearing a person-sized charity ribbon, aren't you? NICOLE: Again, this isn't something you could've brought up at home? KEITH: Nic, I had my highlights to take care of, okay? NICOLE: Well, maybe the charity is, Women Who Are Married To Men Who Don't Tell Them Important Things About Their Clothes Until It's Too Late. KEITH: That charity would have a lot of members. NICOLE: Well, we are the real heroes.