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# Oscars Fug Carpet: Paz Vega
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-paz-vega-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-01T22:30:46.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:02:48.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Scrolldown Fug, 2012 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Let's see: Do we think Paz Vega is merely brushing away her hair...

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140017965.jpg "Paz Vega")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars-fug-carpet-paz-vega-03-2012/20th-annual-elton-john-aids-foundation-academy-awards-viewing-party-red-carpet?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... or wiping away the agonized sweat of a lady whose hip is crowning with a newborn Kling-On?

\[Photo: Getty\]