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# Oscars Fug Carpet (With Illustrative Other Fabs): The Williams Sisters
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-with-illustrative-other-fabs-the-williams-sisters/
- Published: 2012-02-29T22:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:02:50.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Venus Williams

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140056550.jpg)

From this photo, I was like, "Oh, good, some color. I'm going to like this. I'm going to like this a LOT."

## Venus

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/140053853.jpg)

I am clearly a fool. Although I appreciate her tireless work here to eliminate the speculum, I don't think letting laypeople give pap smears with just their eyes is a good alternative.

## Serena Williams

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/140050134.jpg)

And WHAT IS THIS, SERENA? It doesn't fit. It turns her into a linebacker for Mustard State University. She belongs on the condiment aisle, not the red carpet.

## Venus and Serena

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/139638408.jpg)

By contrast... well, okay, Venus is kind of so-so here, but how great does Serena look? SO GOOD. Sexy. Not at all like the wife of the French's mustard fortune.

## Serena Williams

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/138778510.jpg)

And HERE. This is back from the Grammys, and I forgot to post it. She looks GLORIOUS. More of this, please, you saucy minx. And less of Miss Muffet's mustard-seed tuffet.

[Oscars Fug Carpet (With Illustrative Other Fabs): The Williams SistersThese two are so gorgeous. And they are SO their own worst enemies sometimes. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140056550.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-with-illustrative-other-fabs-the-williams-sisters-02-2012/)