Venus Williams
From this photo, I was like, "Oh, good, some color. I'm going to like this. I'm going to like this a LOT."
Venus
I am clearly a fool. Although I appreciate her tireless work here to eliminate the speculum, I don't think letting laypeople give pap smears with just their eyes is a good alternative.
Serena Williams
And WHAT IS THIS, SERENA? It doesn't fit. It turns her into a linebacker for Mustard State University. She belongs on the condiment aisle, not the red carpet.
Venus and Serena
By contrast... well, okay, Venus is kind of so-so here, but how great does Serena look? SO GOOD. Sexy. Not at all like the wife of the French's mustard fortune.
Serena Williams
And HERE. This is back from the Grammys, and I forgot to post it. She looks GLORIOUS. More of this, please, you saucy minx. And less of Miss Muffet's mustard-seed tuffet.