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# Oscars Fug Carpet: Zooey Deschanel
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-zooey-deschanel/
- Published: 2013-02-26T17:30:23.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:01:04.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Zooey Deschanel

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162577012.xml)

It's okay, love. It can't be that bad. What would Schmidt say?

## Zooey Deschanel

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162579812.xml)

In the interest of full disclosure, of all those Valentino gowns that I dislike, I dislike this one the least. It's musty but sweet, in a kind of ridiculous *Flowers in the Attic*\-branded Madame Alexander doll way that I find amusing.

## Zooey Deschanel

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162580146.xml)

Has anyone looked more underwhelmed by a Vanity Fair party, like ever?

[Oscars Fug Carpet: Zooey DeschanelVarious news reports claimed that Zooey here cut her hair, but I'm pretty sure this is just a faux bob -- it's curled up and pinned, right? Regardless, it's very cute on her. Unlike this dress, which is from the Valentino line I like to call WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAB ME Spring '13\. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162577012.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-carpet-zooey-deschanel-02-2013/)