Zooey Deschanel
It's okay, love. It can't be that bad. What would Schmidt say?
Zooey Deschanel
In the interest of full disclosure, of all those Valentino gowns that I dislike, I dislike this one the least. It's musty but sweet, in a kind of ridiculous Flowers in the Attic-branded Madame Alexander doll way that I find amusing.
Zooey Deschanel
Has anyone looked more underwhelmed by a Vanity Fair party, like ever?
Oscars Fug Carpet: Zooey Deschanel
Various news reports claimed that Zooey here cut her hair, but I'm pretty sure this is just a faux bob -- it's curled up and pinned, right? Regardless, it's very cute on her. Unlike this dress, which is from the Valentino line I like to call WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAB ME Spring '13. [Photos: Getty]