Angelina Jolie
This definitely is still accomplished, and pretty, but I think Angie looks so morose for 80 percent of her red carpet pictures -- or at least like she's trying to think of something SUPER wise that she then will keep to herself, for added mystery -- that black and metallics and white and beige and such start to wash her out in a way that someone with Angelina Jolie's face should never allow. Red would have killed.
Angelina Jolie
I also feel like, from some angles, I was seeing too many of this thing's secrets.
Angelina Jolie
For the Independent Spirit Awards, Angelina picked a Saint Laurent wrap dress. It is not that independent, neither is it spirited, except in the sense that she might wear it to CONJURE spirits.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and Lupita Nyong'o
And then she put on a dramatic wrap and a plain black dress -- I don't THINK it's the same, but it is a different PARTY, and the other two are not in the same outfits... Angelina, it's bad news if we seriously don't know what you have on -- and standing next to Lupita just makes you sad about the fun Angelina could be having if she weren't so busy, you know, looking mildly allergic to whimsy. How can you be partnered up with a guy who's had SO MANY ILL-ADVISED MOVIE HAIRDOS that you've had to put up with, and not develop a sense of sartorial adventure to distract yourself from how HIDEOUS his head-suit is? Come on.