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# Oscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Annette Bening
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-or-fab-carpet-annette-bening/
- Published: 2011-03-03T15:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:05:17.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Annette Bening

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/annettebening109493447.jpg)

"Waiting... waiting... waiting... giving Annette her moment... can I go yet? No, one more second... one more... aw, hell, this sucks."

## Annette Bening and Warren Beatty

![Annette Bening and Warren Beatty](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annettebening109491746.jpg)

WARREN: Heyyyyyyyyyyy! I'm here! Supporting you! Come on, let's laugh it up! Let's hug it out! It's what the people want to see! Am I right?

## Annette Bening and Warren Beatty

![Annette Bening and Warren Beatty](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annettebening109478792.jpg)

ANNETTE: Ah, yes. Warren. I didn't think my solo shots would last long.

WARREN: It's about you! It's about me loving you!

ANNETTE: Mmm-hmm.

## Annette Bening and Warren Beatty

![Annette Bening and Warren Beatty](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annettebening109490408.jpg)

WARREN: Let me just... nudge up here a little... the light is better on my face in the foreground.

ANNETTE: Oh, I bet it is.

## Annette Bening and Warren Beatty

![Annette Bening and Warren Beatty](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annettebening109487885.jpg)

ANNETTE: Come on, I've had enough, let's go inside.

WARREN: Oh, good, as long as we're walking on my good side. I look so manly and in CHARGE from this angle.

ANNETTE: Okay. You know what? Here's what we're going to do.

## Annette Bening and Warren Beatty

![Annette Bening and Warren Beatty](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annettebening109479402.jpg)

WARREN: ... REALLY?

ANNETTE: Yes, really. You're there, I'm here, equal position.

WARREN: I hate this. We look like junior-high kids slow-dancing.

ANNETTE: I love this. People can crop you out if they want.

WARREN: Boo. I was totally going to win this round, too.

ANNETTE: Not tonight, honey. Not tonight.

[Oscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Annette BeningI don't actually think this dress is fugly -- it was one of the Naeem Khan gowns I pulled for our Oscars speculation slideshow, noting that whoever wore it might need to un-sheerify it a little. Annette definitely did that, but I'm not sure there was enough room for her chest in this one. Things seem a little... snug. Like she was stuffing her bra with oranges to hurl at Natalie Portman, should the kid best her once more. (Good thing she didn't. I don't think America would react very well to a person winging hard fruit at a pregnant lady. Although the subsequent attempts to apprehend her might have been amusing.) The real question is whether Annette was able to carve out any prominent red-carpet real estate on the arm of her attention-hug husband, Warren Beatty. I am so fascinated by their dynamic. I'm going to miss them now that all this is over. Please, Annette, get nominated for something again soon so we can see how he's grown. \[poll id="1382"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/annettebening109493447.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-or-fab-carpet-annette-bening-03-2011/)