Jennifer Hudson

I basically just want to know what everyone else is looking at in this photo. Did someone just accidentally walk into one of those giant-ass Oscars that stand guard over the festivities?

Jennifer Hudson

Have you ever wondered what Jennifer Hudson would look like if she were beamed into the opening credits of The Real Housewives? This is it. Her voiceover line would be something like, "When I said I was not going, I meant it." She would also be the best dressed Housewife, because this is fun. I merely wish this skirt didn't have such an aggressive slit. Sure, it means she can walk with ease, but walking is totally overrated.

Jennifer Hudson Performance Outfit

Do you think J Hudson ever looks down at herself at awards shows and curses Andre Leon Talley for forcing her into a bolero on the biggest night of her life? I would.

CZJ and J Hud

I like to imagine that the conversation here goes something like, "wow, you are awesome."/ "No, YOU are awesome." Whilst Kerry Washington is standing there thinking about Fitz and Noel.

Oscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Jennifer Hudson

Is J Hud an amazing actor? Her recent turn on Smash says no, despite her Oscar. But MY GOD she can sing, and I think almost every Academy member who saw her absolutely kill on "And I Am Telling You I Am Not Going" last night thought, "yeah, I'd vote for that again." I thought the Oscars telecast was pretty wretched, but CZJ, Shirley Bassey, Adele, Babs, and Hudson were bright spots. It says something that, on a show peopled with casually sexist "jokes," the women were highlights of the scripted portion of the evening. And what it says is, "keep talking, little man. You're only hurting yourself." Let's talk about her outfits! [poll id="9761"] [Photos: Getty]