Kate Hudson in Maria Lucia Hohan
You guys know I love gold. I am forbidden from buying myself anymore, even. But this dress is a mess -- and it's only 2/3rds of a dress to begin with. Moreover, she is so bronzed -- and not in that I Just Spent a GREAT Week in Capri kind of way. In that AW SHIT, I Fell Sleep On the Patio Again kind of way -- all that, and somehow her hair is both limp AND crispy. In short: Yikes.
Kate Hudson in Maria Lucia Hohan
This fraction of a frock is also sitting a wee bit too low on her torso, right? I feel like she looks like Malibu Barbie after a VERY very long night.
2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
"Should I just bust out my high kick here? No. No, I'll wait. You're right. I'll wait."
Kate Hudson in Maria Lucia Hohan
"Instead, I'll compromise with a goofy walk. Wow, this dress DOES provide for ease of use."
Kate Hudson in Maria Lucia Hohan
I, too, wish you peace, Kate Hudson.
Oscars Fug Carpet: Kate Hudson in Maria Lucia Hohan
This dress looks like it's made out of the aluminum foil blankets they wrap around victims of exposure. Huh. I guess that's applicable in this case, too. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]