
The beading on this dress is actually rather gorgeous -- it's so swirly and it catches the light perfectly. The shape of the top leaves me a little cold -- it's like two fancy boob coasters, as in the beverage kind, not the roller kind -- but the gleaming details elevate this from just your basic red.
And then of course, the aforementioned netting...

I guess something has to hold this sucker up, but netting never really looks sexy to me. It just looks like her torso stuffed itself in some pantyhose because it wanted to rob a bank.

Would it work better without the netting, and maybe a glittery back strap or two holding the sides together? I'm not sure. The cut here is killer; with a slightly better bustline and an alternative to the netting, I might have been in love. Or am I being too harsh? And see? No SKATING JOKES SALCHOW AXEL TOE LOOP FLIP SPIN BUTTON SANDRA BOITANO STOJKO KERRIGAN TIRE IRON. ... Phew.
