20th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party - Arrivals

This, I don't mind. It's kind of 1960s Bride, but I can live with that.

20th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party - Arrivals

The back seems particularly bridal, but it's pretty. Good pop of color with the earrings, too. HOWEVER:

Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2012 -

Girlfriend wore some CRAZY STUFF at Fashion Week, none of which I saw in person, sadly. Like these pants, which look as though her butt is on backwards.

Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2012

And this, which, I'd like to remind you, she wore IN FEBRUARY. In the Northern Hemisphere. Maybe the brain freeze lead to the backward ass? I look forward to seeing her doctor character on TVD try and treat THAT with vampire blood.

Oscars Fug or Fab, plus other Fugs: Torrey DeVitto

Torrey DeVitto here occupies a special place in my heart. Sure, she's on The Vampire Diaries, which is awesome. (She's also married to Paul Wesley, which isn't too shabby either.) And she's in Pretty Little Liars, which is also great. But I love her most for being Nanny Carrie, the lunatic who kidnapped BOTH a child and his grandfather, who was later killed with an axe in a cornfield, on One Tree Hill. Way to go, getting invited to the Oscars, Nanny Carrie. Please don't axe me over what I'm about to say.