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# Oscars Fug or Fab: Posh and Becks
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-or-fab-posh-and-becks-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-29T20:30:35.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:03:11.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Fug or Fab, 2012 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

BECKS: I'm mesmerizingly hot. It's like I'm NOT REAL.

POSH: I also appear unreal, sometimes. For example, almost every shot from this party involved me making this pose. Is it me? Or have I given Becks a Mannequin Posh that he can trot out to events whilst I stay home, dressing up Harper Seven and prank-calling Ginger?

BECKS: Your mannequin looks very sophisticated tonight.

POSH: I'm a little worry this looks like a compression stocking.

BECKS: It's a PERFECT compression stocking.

POSH: Your support is why we're still together.

BECKS:[ I could say the same of you](https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150530750696571&set=a.146755971570.121766.84218631570&type=1&ref=nf).