Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner
JEREMY: How do we even know each other, do you think?
SCARJO: We're going to be in The Avengers together. You're Hawkeye. I'm Black Widow.
JEREMY: YOU'RE the chick in the catsuit?
SCARJO: Guilty.
JEREMY: Hot damn, you are SO GUILTY that I might need to whip out my verdict and give it to you.
Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner
SCARJO: Just tell me one thing.
JEREMY: Name it.
SCARJO: Did Christina Aguilera really climb into your bed and then pass out in it?
JEREMY: Gee, I don't know. Should we go back to my place and check?
SCARJO: I like your style, Man Meat. First let me get my solo pictures.
Scarlett Johansson
This was definitely eye-catching on the red-carpet, and the color is really cool -- sort of the same shade Portman wore -- but this Versace doesn't quite seem to fit her. It's almost like her boobs are too big for it, so they're a little tamped down under there.
Scarlett Johansson
Although I can think of one dude who is JUST FINE with how her boobs look.
Scarlett Johansson
Giuliana and Kelly on E! spent an a weird amount of time try to figure out if this was see-through. It doesn't read see-through in the pictures, so if it was in real life, that would be the opposite of how things normally work. I do think that from behind this fits her better; overall, I might wish the dress had picked one lace or the other, because with both, it does look a bit like something Donatella would wear to eat her midnight caviar under her fur duvet.
Scarlett Johansson
And let it be known that while I love Scarlett's short hair, it would have been nice if she hadn't styled it by taking a nap on it while it was wet.