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# Oscars Fug/CRAZY Party: Madonna
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fugcrazy-party-madonna/
- Published: 2011-03-01T15:30:13.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:06:15.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Madonna and Lourdes

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/madonna-and-lourdes-109497571.jpg)

Um. Lola looks cute. You look INSANELY DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION.

## SIGH.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/Madonna-Oscars-109498570.jpg)

You are NOT SHARON STONE. Although I would pay money to watch the two of you arm-wrestle. You could take her.

## Madonna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/Madonna-Ocsars-109494687.jpg)

You know those are hot pants, right? And you're over 50? I mean, yes, your body is great but HOTPANTS OVER 50 is not okay. Honestly, I think hotpants are not okay over 15\. Unless you're about to go on stage in Chicago or something. ARE YOU? That would be a good excuse for this. THINK ABOUT IT.

## Madonna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/Madonna-Oscars-109498550.jpg)

You know you can still be awesome without dressing like Taylor Momsen, right? You're MADONNA. You're SMARTER than this. YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR THIS FOR ATTENTION. I can't believe I'm going to suggest this, but if you're going to do the Britney thing, perhaps you should just carry a snake everywhere instead? It worked for Lord Voldemort!

## YE GADS.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/Madonna-Oscars-Butt-109491891.jpg)

But no. Instead we all had to suffer through your old butt cheeks all night. I don't care how firm said butt cheeks are. The only cheeks I want to see on ANYONE outside the house EVER are on located on people's faces.

[Oscars Fug/CRAZY Party: MadonnaWHY IS THIS HAPPENING? Madonna. Dude. We know. You are lately feeling somewhat irrelevant -- what with Lady Gaga and all. But you don't one-up someone who shows up places in AN EGG by going out wearing one of Britney's cast-offs. SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/madonna-and-lourdes-109497571.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fugcrazy-party-madonna-03-2011/)