> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Oscars Fugs and Fabs: Cleaning Out My Lightbox - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fugs-and-fabs-cleaning-out-my-lightbox/ - Published: 2013-02-28T15:00:04.000Z - Updated: 2015-02-26T01:00:16.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Gloria Reuben ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1626071061.xml) Gloria seems to be enjoying the hell out of awards season -- she's gone for a lot of big gowns, a lot of sexy gowns... it's fun. I love it when you can tell somebody isn't concentrating on being Cooler Than All Of It and just admits, hell yeah, this stuff is crazy fun. ## Kat Graham ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162604895.jpg) She looks about as happy about this crackpot get-up as I am. ## Analeigh Tipton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1626088431.xml) So simple, so lovely. ## Emma Roberts ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1626025711.xml) This girl's personal style usually makes me bonkers, but I think this is stunning. Well played indeed, milady. ## Jessica Lowndes ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162618463.xml) This is horribly bland and boring. Jessica Lowndes, you can surely work up something a bit sassier than this. Or maybe you can't. I stopped watching *90210* so maybe you have become hella bland while I was looking the other way. ## Julie Bowen ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162618021.xml) This is kind of over-the-top-adjacent, but I like it on her. Her hair also looks way better than it often does, and I always applaud a triumphant hair story. ## Emily Mortimer and Alessandro Nivola ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162602702.xml) I always forget that these two are married. They look very handsome together, like a beautiful pair going off to a very fancy wedding where they plan to spent the entire reception bitching at each other and then making out at the valet stand. ## Isla Fisher ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162602642.xml) This is very pretty, but it feels SO DRAMATIC for a party. There are photos of her backstage at the Oscars, but she didn't appear to have walked the red carpet. If you're working a giant train and emerald earrings, go chat up Ryan Seacrest, is my motto. \[*H here: I also feel like this is WAY close to Chastain at the BAFTAs, which is a tough battle to win.*\] ## Mel B ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1626164921.xml) Is that nipple, or just the illusion thereof? Oh, Mel. This was not a shrewd pick. ## Alicia Vikander ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1626163781.xml) I keep thinking it's pretty, and then noticing the giant white codpiece underneath it. ## Lana Parilla ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1626149561.xml) I can't with this nightie. ## Radha Mitchell ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1626131261.xml) For a satin wrap dress, this held up rather well. I don't think this is bad, but it IS hilarious that TV's forthcoming *Red Widow* chose that color for her Oscar getup. ## Leven Rambin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/1626002031.jpg) This is all a big no for me. Whatever's happening in the chest region isn't working, and the lipstick and shoes and non-pedi are all slapping each other around. ## Jaime King ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1625992271.xml) I want to clip that stray piece trailing behind her, and I kind of wish it didn't split in the front, but the longer I look at it the more I like it. And her face is so good. ## Rachel Griffiths ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1625988931.xml) Listen, since it's The Age of Channing Tatum, y'all need to see *Step Up* if you haven't already. Because Rachel Griffiths is SO WEIRD in it. For real, half her lines, she just trails off mid-sentence into a whisper. It's a treasure. ## Norah Jones ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1625413091.xml) This is a great dress. It might be doing weird things to her abdomen? But she is so pretty and it was very nice to see her. I wish she hadn't had to sing that *Ted* song, but what can you do? Work is work. ## Norah Jones ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162596187.xml) But I REALLY wish she hadn't had to sing that song in this. It's so terrible -- a preying mantis of a bodice made out of rejected shoulder pads. [Oscars Fugs and Fabs: Cleaning Out My LightboxIt's that time again: The stragglers get kicked out of the club so that we can all turn out the lights and go home. Cue "Closing Time." \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1626071061.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fugs-and-fabs-cleaning-out-my-lightbox-02-2013/)