Jaime King in Altuzarra
Jaime King is expecting another baby -- and from the side, you can really tell -- and these are her "My show's over, and I'm having a new baby!" bangs. I will never complain about gold shininess.
Juliette Lewis
I wish this was just a HAIR longer in the front, but it's mostly really sunny and fun on her.
Ashley-Greene-Oscars-2015
Whereas this feels like she's decided she's married to a man who is running for office in a very, very depressing Congressional district.
Andie MacDowell
I kind of like this. Is that absolutely insane of me? Is it raining? I hadn't noticed.
Willa Holland
She's going to be a totally hilarious old lady. You heard it here first. And when that happens, she will re-wear this, but it will be a pantsuit.
Maggie Grace
She and her fiance here are newly engaged and seem SUPER happy, and I am happy for happy people, so I won't mention that I sort of wish this dress was more of a color on her.
Alexandra Daddario in Johanna Johnson
Oh, shiny! (I actually really dig this.)
Kate Walsh in Blumarine
I'd have given her $20 if she'd just worn this as a mini. You're at the parties, anyway! Cocktail-length that thing!
Jamie Chung
I was wondering why Jamie Chung was at the Oscars; apparently, her voice is in Big Hero 6. Who knew? She certainly picked a lovely gown for the big moment. It's an explosion of sparkle.
Jennifer Hudson in Romona Keveza
She looks fantastic in this. And I'm glad she got to sing, but I don't know why they didn't have her sing it WHILE the Dead Person Montage was playing, instead of after. Oh wait, yes I do: The Oscars EPs are totally self-serving. The first year they did it, instead of having the Best Song nominees perform the first time they produced, they did a medley of songs from "Chicago" (which they also produced). And then J.Hud sang a song from "Smash," which they also produced, which IS A TV SHOW ABOUT A MUSICAL and has nothing to do with movies AND IS THE FURTHEST THING FROM ICONIC so stop fluffing yourselves, you crackpot producers.
Katie Cassidy
Even J.Lo wasn't this naked at the Oscars this year. Come on, kid. Act like you've been there before even if you haven't.
Katie Cassidy
Ugh. I'm not sure which one I dislike most.
Andrea Riseborough
I might have liked this if it were styled any other way besides Depressing.
Lisa Rinna, Jane Seymour
Rinna looks pretty good, actually. Jane... you also look good in theory, but go up a size. Especially because the size you go up to will still be teeny.
Lil' Kim
I would never have put this dress on her, ever, in a million years. Also, I like to think she walked around all night side-eyeing everyone in EXACTLY this manner.