Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski

On our live-blog for The Cut, I noted that they look like the cake toppers to their own fabulous wedding cake, and you know what? I stand by that.

Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski

And this is obviously the cake topper for their divorce party.

Meryl Davis and Charlie White

I think Charlie got a haircut; I wish Meryl would get at least a trim. He looks dapper and she looks fine. I kind of wish she'd worn a dress that was very dissimilar to the shape that she wears on the ice, as I think this one could be shortened and skated in very easily. Also, apparently they're going to be on Dancing With the Stars, which seems VERY UNFAIR to the other contestants to me. If people thought Mel B was too adept a dancer to be on DWTS, Meryl and Charlie basically already ARE ballroom dancers, and this time they don't have to do it on tiny sharp blades.

Ashley Wagner and Adam Rippon

This hair feels a little haphazard, but I actually think they both look fabulous here. See you at worlds, Ashley! (Wait, will we? One of you will surely know.)

Oscars Fugs and Fabs: Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski, Ashley Wagner and Adam Rippon, Meryl Davis and Charlie White

Did anyone watch Tara and Johnny do their post-Oscars thing on Access Hollywood this week? I confess that I forgot, but I also am not entirely sure what day it is today. (Wednesday?) Let's take a look at what they -- and some of their fellow skaters -- wore to the Oscars and attendant parties on Sunday. Are Ashley Wagner and Adam Rippon...dating? (Surely not, right? Just besties, I assume. Remember that time he looked like he needed to be shot out of a canon? Those were the days.) [Photos: Getty]