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Joan and Jackie Collins

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Granted, Jackie's outfit is kind of crazy, but her Jackie Collinsness carries the day.

Margot Robbie in Saint Laurent

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This managed to feel really major even though it's a very, very simple gown. The necklace apparently belonged to Wallis Simpson, and the way she talked about it, she might not have known that Wallis Simpson is strongly suspected of being pro-Nazi. Which doesn't make the necklace any less tempting or gorgeous -- it is not the necklace's fault that Wallis was probably totally shady -- but it's just...awkward, and she's only like 24, so she's probably not even 100 percent solid on who Wallis Simpson even is.

Natasha Bedingfield

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Girl, you look a fool, albeit one who loves Charlotte's Web.

Melissa Fumero

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Someone please put out on APB on the remainder of her skirt.

Melanie Griffith

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She looks great, but obviously the best part was the squabble she and Dakota had on TV about whether Melanie will ever see Fifty Shades. For the record, MG was like, "UM NO." Which I think is kind of great. No parent, even if they're an actor who has done multiple love scenes, should be super blasé about seeing her daughter get whipped.

Angie Harmon in Vivienne Westwood

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This is quite pretty. I'm looking forward to her dating someone extremely hot now that she's single.

Liberty Ross

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I'm glad this is a bit more romantic than she usually goes.

Selena Gomez in Louis Vuitton

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Ugh, this would bother me much less if the lining weren't the color of nausea.

Dita von Teese in Zuhair Murad

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She remains, as ever, very Dita.

Paula Patton

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This is so heavy on her. I think she needs a fresh break from whoever her stylist is.

Courtney Love

Courtney Love vanity fair oscar party

She's trying. She really is trying.

Crystal Reed

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Been here, seen it, didn't even get out of the car.

Ming Na Wen

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I hope this didn't cost her anything, because spending as much as this probably costs on a dress that's as plain as can be doesn't seem fair.

Ashley Tisdale

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Sumo strips are so hot this spring.

Meagan Good

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Sweet God, my dear, find a tailor.

Tegan & Sara

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I'm enjoying this as a study of different reds side by side on essentially the same face. I think I vote for the red on the right?

Oscars Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Black
Joan Collins, our patron saint, getting it done as usual. With bonus Jackie! [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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